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I am a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

I am not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants
When the pheasant plucker's gone.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

I bought a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

I can think of six thin things and of six thick things too.

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

I eat eel while you peel eel

I know a boy named Tate
who dined with his girl at eight eight.
I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight
or what Tate's t?te ? t?te ate at eight eight.

I miss my Swiss Miss. My Swiss Miss misses me.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me; For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see; But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed, I then should have need of your needles indeed. Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

I saw a saw in Arkansas,
that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,
and if you got a saw
that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas
let me see your saw.

I saw Esau kissing Kate.
I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.

I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

I see Isis's icy eyes.

I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.

I shot three shy thrushes.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

I was born on a pirate ship.

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.

I wish you were a fish in my dish

I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!

I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
You couldn't, unless you could, could you?

I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.

I'm a sheet slitter.
I slit sheets.
I'm the sleekest sheet slitter
that ever slit sheets.

I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.

I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck your figs
till the fig plucker comes.

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?

If Bob Dole could dole dough? Bob Dole would dole as much dough as Bob Dole could dole, if Bob Dole could dole dough.

If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

If he slipped, should she slip?

If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me?

If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!" So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter, And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

If you can't can any candy can,
how many candy cans can a candy canner can
if he can can candy cans ?

If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

If you understand, say ""understand"".
If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"".
But if you understand and say ""don't understand"".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.

In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.

Inchworms itching.

Irish wristwatch

Is a pleasant peasant's pheasant present?

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!

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